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... Dio recounts an Trade in between Elagabalus and also the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I am a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus asking his physicians to provide him the equivalent of a woman's vagina by way of a surgical incisi